I'm going to hold onto this fantasy that she retired from being a shinobi, even though she wouldn't, because she was a medic, and I'll just... Why is everything I find out about the future crap man?

[He scrubbed at his eyes, moving his goggles to do so.]

First the whole 'oh your favorite relative killed everyone but me,who was born after you died' thing from Sasuke, now you going 'my parents were the most awesome people ont he planet, but I never met them cause they died via Kyuubi, who, by the way, only two bloodlines can control and that might explain the other thing' and no.

You owe me good news. Right now.