[France may have made a slightly disconcerted cough at the very start of the feed. He quickly masks it with a slightly awkward smile.]

I've never had either of those problems -

[This is an outright lie. Naruto might be able to see David the Politoed staring unblinkingly at the feed in the far-left background. David isn't grinning, though. Just staring.]

- but I would imagine that your Banette must want something from you.

As for the hypothetical kleptomaniac pokemon, I do believe you can get in trouble. You are responsible for your pokemon, even if they have a certain level of autonomous will.