used_friendship | 001 [Video!]

001 [Video!]

[The video feed switches on to provide a blurred close up on someone's face. The user moves back slowly, allowing the image to come into focus as it shows a blond teenager sat on the ground, eying the device suspiciously.]

Hey- This thing even on? [A tap on the screen, the teen sighs, exasperated, before looking over to the Poliwag sat beside him.]

You know how to make this work?

[Silence.]

....Didn't think so. Maybe we just...

[Grumbling again as he shuffles in his spot, Naruto holds out the Pokegear a little further as he puts on one of his biggest, brightest smiles.]

Uzumaki Naruto, reporting for duty! Hehe. So, I really need to get home, everyone is counting on me, but the weird lady who thinks she's my Mom said I can't, so since I'm here I'm going to get all the badges and have everyone acknowledge me as the greatest Pokemon trainer there is, you'd better believe it!

[He hops up to his feet, facing the Poliwag once again.] C'mon Gama-chan! Training starts now!

[His speech is interrupted by the loud growling of an empty stomach.] Er... after we eat, that is. Does this place have ramen?

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Ohhhh my reputation proceeds me~ I'm the Obito that Sora was talking about up there. Hi! Another Nin is excellent, and I think I saw Sasuke talking to you? I stayed back so I wouldn't get up in your conversation, but he was kinda in the room before he went somewhere private so it would've been hard to miss.

Also, Uzumaki, blond, you're sensei's kid right? You have to be! I mean, him and Kushina-nee were like, all up on each other so that's totally the only answer!

As for ramen... Um, I have no clue. You might wanna point that one at Cousin, he's been here longer.

You knew my Mom and Dad??

[Sensei.. OH, wait! That means...]

You were on Kakashi-sensei's team, right? [PEERING.] I would've expected someone old-looking like him.

Well, I died. Rocks fell, eye got handed over, dead, woke up here. Tada! [Have happy wiggly hands.]

I heard Kakashi isn't a flaming asshole anymore, is it true? I'd ask Sasuke but he's just like him! Stick up the butt and everything.

Kaka-sensei's so weird. He's late all the time, and all he does is weird those stupid, perverted books.

Okay the books are new info, but he took up being late? Him? HA! Mr. Be-punctual-or-I'll-beat-the-crap-out-of-you being late? Constantly? Beautiful! Sensei must love that.

Wait, was he really like that? I've never seen him on time, ever! He'd turn up hours later with fake stories about helping old ladies carry their shopping!

The fourth was your sensei, right? What was he like?

He even stole my stories, which were actually true by the way!

[Have a confused pause here.]

You're his kid, you'd have more stories than I would. He didn't change that much did he?

Wait, he did?!

[And have a pause, a little more serious now.]

I dunno. I mean, him and my mom died when I was born. And I didn't even meet them until recently, something to do with sealing chakra in me, I got to talk to them.

....What?

Yeah well- I mean after the-

[Waaaaait.]

You don't know about that?

Oh no you don't. What happened?!

On the day I was born, this masked guy attacked the village with the Kyuubi.

Oh kami... [He clutched his head with one hand.]

Shit. Shit shitshit. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

Damn it.

I thought you'd already know something like that.

I died before he did! And Itachi was four, and if the Kyuubi. And the Senju and without Sensei. Shit. I need to talk to Sasuke about this like, soon.

[As he meanwhile clutched his head with the hand not holding the gear, making his charmander pat him on the cheek to try to soothe him since he -was- crying as well.]

I'm scared to ask if you ever heard of a woman named Rin now. Kakashi's other teammate?

Uh. What.

[Now he feels pretty bad, he just med the guy and now he's made him cry. Great. Though it's also a little weird to see an Uchiha, crying.]

I don't know anyone called Rin though.

I'm going to hold onto this fantasy that she retired from being a shinobi, even though she wouldn't, because she was a medic, and I'll just... Why is everything I find out about the future crap man?

[He scrubbed at his eyes, moving his goggles to do so.]

First the whole 'oh your favorite relative killed everyone but me,who was born after you died' thing from Sasuke, now you going 'my parents were the most awesome people ont he planet, but I never met them cause they died via Kyuubi, who, by the way, only two bloodlines can control and that might explain the other thing' and no.

You owe me good news. Right now.

Itachi was your favourite relative?

[But okay, something good...]

[Thinking of something..

anything...]

[Okay can't think of anything, so....]

Hey I don't owe you anything! It's not my fault these things happened.

Of course he was! He was the cutest little chibi on the planet. Followed me everywhere when I was home. And you! You so owe me for just laying it out like that! Uncool!

If you don't make it up to me I'm going to declare you as the most uncool ninja.

A cute chibi. Itachi. [Excuse him as h does not believe that WHATSOEVER.]

Oi! You're the most uncool ninja, you're the one that's crying!

What of it? It just means I have feelings! Got a problem with that?! I'm not some by the book repressed jerk who can't string two words together without bringing up the freaking rulebook, alright?

And yes. Absolutely adorable.

I never called you a jerk, you jerk!

I think we know different Itachis.

You said crying because my Sensei was dead was uncool! What else is that supposed to mean?!

And no, I don't think we do. Cute little pacifist with lines by his nose.

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