used_friendship | 001 [Video!]

001 [Video!]

[The video feed switches on to provide a blurred close up on someone's face. The user moves back slowly, allowing the image to come into focus as it shows a blond teenager sat on the ground, eying the device suspiciously.]

Hey- This thing even on? [A tap on the screen, the teen sighs, exasperated, before looking over to the Poliwag sat beside him.]

You know how to make this work?

[Silence.]

....Didn't think so. Maybe we just...

[Grumbling again as he shuffles in his spot, Naruto holds out the Pokegear a little further as he puts on one of his biggest, brightest smiles.]

Uzumaki Naruto, reporting for duty! Hehe. So, I really need to get home, everyone is counting on me, but the weird lady who thinks she's my Mom said I can't, so since I'm here I'm going to get all the badges and have everyone acknowledge me as the greatest Pokemon trainer there is, you'd better believe it!

[He hops up to his feet, facing the Poliwag once again.] C'mon Gama-chan! Training starts now!

[His speech is interrupted by the loud growling of an empty stomach.] Er... after we eat, that is. Does this place have ramen?

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On the day I was born, this masked guy attacked the village with the Kyuubi.

Oh kami... [He clutched his head with one hand.]

Shit. Shit shitshit. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

Damn it.

I thought you'd already know something like that.

I died before he did! And Itachi was four, and if the Kyuubi. And the Senju and without Sensei. Shit. I need to talk to Sasuke about this like, soon.

[As he meanwhile clutched his head with the hand not holding the gear, making his charmander pat him on the cheek to try to soothe him since he -was- crying as well.]

I'm scared to ask if you ever heard of a woman named Rin now. Kakashi's other teammate?

Uh. What.

[Now he feels pretty bad, he just med the guy and now he's made him cry. Great. Though it's also a little weird to see an Uchiha, crying.]

I don't know anyone called Rin though.

I'm going to hold onto this fantasy that she retired from being a shinobi, even though she wouldn't, because she was a medic, and I'll just... Why is everything I find out about the future crap man?

[He scrubbed at his eyes, moving his goggles to do so.]

First the whole 'oh your favorite relative killed everyone but me,who was born after you died' thing from Sasuke, now you going 'my parents were the most awesome people ont he planet, but I never met them cause they died via Kyuubi, who, by the way, only two bloodlines can control and that might explain the other thing' and no.

You owe me good news. Right now.

Itachi was your favourite relative?

[But okay, something good...]

[Thinking of something..

anything...]

[Okay can't think of anything, so....]

Hey I don't owe you anything! It's not my fault these things happened.

Of course he was! He was the cutest little chibi on the planet. Followed me everywhere when I was home. And you! You so owe me for just laying it out like that! Uncool!

If you don't make it up to me I'm going to declare you as the most uncool ninja.

A cute chibi. Itachi. [Excuse him as h does not believe that WHATSOEVER.]

Oi! You're the most uncool ninja, you're the one that's crying!

What of it? It just means I have feelings! Got a problem with that?! I'm not some by the book repressed jerk who can't string two words together without bringing up the freaking rulebook, alright?

And yes. Absolutely adorable.

I never called you a jerk, you jerk!

I think we know different Itachis.

You said crying because my Sensei was dead was uncool! What else is that supposed to mean?!

And no, I don't think we do. Cute little pacifist with lines by his nose.

[It means that he is a jerk and even he can realise it.]

I know how that feels, my sensei died too.

[Wait] No, not Kakashi-sensei! I meant Ero-sennin.

[Hmm..]
Did Sasuke tell you? About Itachi?

Yes. Been trying to figure it out since. [There was a pause here.]

...Wait Jiraiya's dead too? Does the Tsunade here know that?

I don't know. Probably not. [A loud sigh. Why is he the one that is having to tell bad news to everyone.....]

Why d'you think he would've done it then? [Still talking about Itachi, he's curious about what the other would think.]

I dunno. I'm trying to figure it out okay? Probably has to do with the Kyuubi though. I mean, everyone knows that only Senju and Uchiha can control it so if it was back to the Third with him being Tobirama's student and all it probably would've been a mess.

Oh man, and I named one of my pokemon Tobi too!

Back when the Fourth fought it, the Kyuubi was controlled by some guy called Madara. He's the one leading the Akatsuki and trying to collect all the tailed beasts, and the one we're fighting against.

But he died! You know. Hashirama smash? You mean he's lurking around as some pathetic old dude somewhere?

That's so creepy!

Yeah, apparently he ain't dead like everyone thought he was.

Aaaagh. That's just. I don't have words for how creepy that is. He's like, a million years old by now!

It's weirder though, 'cause there were like... two of him.

Um. Then one probably wasn't him. Or both weren't him even maybe!

That's a happier thought.

Well obviously one a' them can't be him, right? You can't have two of the same person. [sage nod.]

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