003 - Video! or Action for Cianwood

[used_friendship]

[Today's video is brought to you by a certain blond ninja, sitting on Cianwood's beach.]

Hey, hey!

Has anyone here ever been, y'know, injured by one of their pokemon? Not accidentally, I mean on purpose!

'Cause I have this one and... [Moving the pokegear slightly, you can see this Banette behind him. It isn't doing anything, just standing there. Staring. And grinning. Urgh, just looking at it again is giving him the creeps!]

....I've had it for weeks now and it won't quit staring at me like that. It doesn't say anything either, just follows me around looking like that. It's got to be planning something awful!


Oh yeah-- Also! If you've got a pokemon that keeps stealing stuff from other people but you had nothing to do with it, you can't get into trouble for it, right? I put the stuff back! Er, I mean I would. If I had a pokemon that did that sort of thing. But I don't!

[A nervous chuckle before he cuts the feed. Naruto you have two of them like that..]

Comments

[usedshooshpap]

...Do you have a Murkrow?

[believeit]

Uh, yeah! I do!

He's weird too.

[usedshooshpap]

...But he's not the one stealing shit?

[believeit]

Nope! At least I don't think so... though sometimes he's just as bad! He never wants to go back in his Pokeball but he gets really noisy at night. Always makes people yell at me for it.

[usedshooshpap]

...Then what is the thief.

[believeit]

It's a cat! Well... two cats actually.

[usedshooshpap]

The fuck...

[believeit]

Eh?

[Whats going on he doesnt knowwwww.]

[usedshooshpap]

Didn't know that there was a meowbeast that enjoyed such frivolous endeavors.

[believeit]

Well- they can. Trust me, I've got too of the bastards.

[papshooshing]

What are they, bulgehumper?

[believeit]

..No? I dunno what type of POkemon a bulgehumper is. They're a Liepard and Persian.

[papshooshing]

...I was calling you one, captain oblivious.

[believeit]

Shut up, I ain't one of those either.

[usedshooshpap]

Could've fooled me.

[believeit]

What does that even mean.

[usedshooshpap]

Don't tell me that you don't have enough gray matter between those things you pretend to be ears to sleuth that out.

[believeit]

Why would I be pretending that my ears are ears when they're real?

[usedshooshpap]

Dude... You make grubs look smart.

[believeit]

Grubs are stupid they don't even do anything. And they taste horrible.

[usedshooshpap]

Not when lovingly prepared into a nice hunk of grubloaf.

[believeit]

[Sorry not listening just... thinking about those bug dinners again and trying not to hurl.]