Future Pokekage Uzumaki Naruto! (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
used_friendship) wrote2013-04-21 08:15 pm
used_friendship) wrote2013-04-21 08:15 pm
003 - Video! or Action for Cianwood
[Today's video is brought to you by a certain blond ninja, sitting on Cianwood's beach.]
Hey, hey!
Has anyone here ever been, y'know, injured by one of their pokemon? Not accidentally, I mean on purpose!
'Cause I have this one and... [Moving the pokegear slightly, you can see this Banette behind him. It isn't doing anything, just standing there. Staring. And grinning. Urgh, just looking at it again is giving him the creeps!]
....I've had it for weeks now and it won't quit staring at me like that. It doesn't say anything either, just follows me around looking like that. It's got to be planning something awful!
Oh yeah-- Also! If you've got a pokemon that keeps stealing stuff from other people but you had nothing to do with it, you can't get into trouble for it, right? I put the stuff back! Er, I mean I would. If I had a pokemon that did that sort of thing. But I don't!
[A nervous chuckle before he cuts the feed. Naruto you have two of them like that..]
Hey, hey!
Has anyone here ever been, y'know, injured by one of their pokemon? Not accidentally, I mean on purpose!
'Cause I have this one and... [Moving the pokegear slightly, you can see this Banette behind him. It isn't doing anything, just standing there. Staring. And grinning. Urgh, just looking at it again is giving him the creeps!]
....I've had it for weeks now and it won't quit staring at me like that. It doesn't say anything either, just follows me around looking like that. It's got to be planning something awful!
Oh yeah-- Also! If you've got a pokemon that keeps stealing stuff from other people but you had nothing to do with it, you can't get into trouble for it, right? I put the stuff back! Er, I mean I would. If I had a pokemon that did that sort of thing. But I don't!
[A nervous chuckle before he cuts the feed. Naruto you have two of them like that..]
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[Remember it. Sheesh. You'd think he was using weird math symbols or...wait...]
Yeah! 1021, zetta.
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[Haha maths. He has NO IDEA what this conversation is even about anymore.]
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[sigh. Someday he'll meet someone who understands. (No he won't.)]
Keep a selection of them.
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Do the math.
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YOU DON'T LIKE MATHS? YOU DON'T LIKE MATHS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IMPORTANT MATHS ARE IN EVERY DAY LIFE?! SCIENCE IS IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT MATHEMATICS! SIMPLE THINGS LIKE GOING TO THE STORE, OR BREEDING YOUR POKEMON, OR MAKING CERTAIN THAT YOU AREN'T BEING CHEATED OUT OF MONEY ALL REQUIRE AT LEAST A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF MATHS! THE SHAPE OF BEAUTY IS DETERMINED BY THE CONSTANT IRRATIONALITY OF Φ, AND π HOLDS ALL OF THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE INSIDE IT'S ZETTA ENTRANCING UNENDING PARADE OF DIGITS!
[...Aaaaannnnnnd cue...]
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609...
[His liepard gives Naruto a baleful look before shifting so that she can quietly and without ceremony shove Sho off of his chair and onto the floor, and what follows is the sound of two Eevees shoving their paws in the mouth of a screaming trainer.]
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QUIT SHOUTING NUMBERS AT ME!
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...I apologize.
[is all the young lady on the other end has to say on behalf of her traveling partner's numeric explosion.]
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Hey, what's wrong with that guy?!