003 - Video! or Action for Cianwood

[used_friendship]

[Today's video is brought to you by a certain blond ninja, sitting on Cianwood's beach.]

Hey, hey!

Has anyone here ever been, y'know, injured by one of their pokemon? Not accidentally, I mean on purpose!

'Cause I have this one and... [Moving the pokegear slightly, you can see this Banette behind him. It isn't doing anything, just standing there. Staring. And grinning. Urgh, just looking at it again is giving him the creeps!]

....I've had it for weeks now and it won't quit staring at me like that. It doesn't say anything either, just follows me around looking like that. It's got to be planning something awful!


Oh yeah-- Also! If you've got a pokemon that keeps stealing stuff from other people but you had nothing to do with it, you can't get into trouble for it, right? I put the stuff back! Er, I mean I would. If I had a pokemon that did that sort of thing. But I don't!

[A nervous chuckle before he cuts the feed. Naruto you have two of them like that..]

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[believeit]

Oh! Ahaha.. yeah, here.

[Just.. handing them over..]

[aburame]

... Thank you. [Pocketing all the items. Ticket, money... that toothbrush looks a bit worn out. Making a note to throw it out.]

And my hitai-ate?

[believeit]

Uh. I haven't found that one yet. If they took it though it'll turn up, since they always give the stuff to me.

Hey you're not mad at me are you? It's not my fault they keep doing this!

[aburame]

They are yours. Therefore it is your responsibility to teach them not to.

[Hmm-ing to himself. The money and others have little consequence, but...]

That one is the most important.

[And his forehead is disturbingly uncovered.]

[believeit]

Yeah I know. I'll find it, okay? [He knows the importance of a headband, perhaps more than anyone else.]

Yumi gave me that other one, so it should be her fault too! [Clutching at blame straws here tbh..]

[aburame]

[Nods. Good thing it's you, Naruto. He can expect to see it again.]

She gave it to you as a gift.

[Who are they kidding everyone knows she palmed that cat off to him...]

[believeit]

She dumped it on me and we both know it...

[aburame]

In other words, she passed the responsibility to you.

[believeit]

Hey, Shino. You want a new Pokemon?

[aburame]

[oh hell no]

I don't want your cat.

[believeit]

Why not!!

[aburame]

Why? Because it is unruly and difficult.

[And doesn't have 6 legs and crawls, that too.]

[believeit]

But hey, maybe it would be fun to have something that's not a bug! Yeah? Maybe? [Cmoooon.]

[aburame]

Kabuto is not a bug.

[He has ONE. And it's still terrifying and uncute and not fluffy.]

[believeit]

Why would you name one after that guy anyway..

[aburame]

That is its name.

[No. really.]

[believeit]

Yeah..well, you should name it something else!

[aburame]

... I will consider it.

[And he'll go quiet again, contemplative.]

[believeit]

You should. 'Cause it just reminds me of that... Kabuto guy.

[aburame]

[no duh, Naruto. Even though purely a coincidence. ... He's breaking his own silence, and it has nothing to do with names.]

... If that is your only reason to convince me, I will not take the one Yumi entrusted to you.

[believeit]

Ugh, fine! But when it steals more stuff, remember she's the one that brought it home, not me!

[aburame]

[Right.

You realise it'll still somehow be all your fault to him.]

[believeit]

[Yeah yeah yeah...]