Wha--No! I'm not half fish! I look much like how I do now, just with fins on my face, and a course the tellin' grey skin an' my magnificent horns. I also usually got gills, but I'we been robbed a my biological superiority, obwiously.

Howewer, I don't got like the lower torso of some trout or whatewer you might be entertainin' in that thick-skill a yours.

[Honestly! These humans are ridiculous.]