used_friendship | 005

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005 - Video

[It's late in the evening and thankfully Naruto is not yelling through the Pokegear for once. In fact he isn't anywhere near as energetic as he usually is.]

Y'know when you can't contact someone on the Pokegear thingies and some of their Pokemon have been sat in your room starin' at you most the evening, that usually means the person's gone right?

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Are you one of those mermaid type things then? You know! Half fish.

[Honestly curious, that's got to be how he lives in the sea, right?]

Wha--No! I'm not half fish! I look much like how I do now, just with fins on my face, and a course the tellin' grey skin an' my magnificent horns. I also usually got gills, but I'we been robbed a my biological superiority, obwiously.

Howewer, I don't got like the lower torso of some trout or whatewer you might be entertainin' in that thick-skill a yours.

[Honestly! These humans are ridiculous.]

[Alright, he's listening. Frowning, pouting but still listening. But ok he's got to point out something wrong with that explanation.]

If you got fins and gills, I think that still makes you half fish y'know...

I ain't HALF FUCKIN' FISH. I'm a seatroll, I ain't some mixture of two beasts or anythin'. I mean look at you! You ain't like a concoction of a fuckin' ape and a goddamn rock, ewen if you'we got all the tellin' signs of such a hybrid.