[There was a long moment of silence, where Obito carefully examined Naruto's face, the way he'd tensed up when he'd seen him. Ah. Well. Okay. So. Crap. Okay. He felt his shoulders dip under the weight of a future he only sort of knows about.

Great. Well. Yes. He could do this. Straightening his spine, he slipped around the doorway and pulled the door shut, taking in a breath... then speaking in a rush.]

I don't know everything that happened but Neji has dibs, he brought it up first if I turn completely flipped stupid.