Moron-wanna-be-me and me are not the same person. Here and now I'm Uchiha Obito, the guy who thinks that whole plan thing he was told about is a freaking moron's crack theory okay. So that makes it a great bit huge moronfest. Just a really bad one.

And I did NOT insult Sensei. Sensei is awesome. [But, he's going to cross his arms. See that? He's putting himself at a battle disadvantage, just for you as he stares at you stubbornly.]

So look just. I don't know what happened to him, but I'm not there. I'm here. And this is me. I haven't done that.