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yes good teach me more senpai

[punches]

[ Twitch. ]

Your mom is always hitting someone too, but you still understand her!

[ Too caught up in her anger to realize Things. ]

ok this is ridic nighttime tagging 101

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That's my Mom, it's different! [Somehow.]

Why are you mad at me anyway?!

add some meds for additional characterization???

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How is it different.

[ Pause. Why was she mad at him again? ] Marriage?

yes good

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You could've just said no y'know. [Though no marriage was EVEN HAPPENING TO BEGIN WITH...]

[punches]

[ They really need to go on a trip, this is some trippy Pokeversion of cabin fever. ]

I've got a great idea, Naruto.

[ A beat. ] Let's not discuss marriage for a few more years when it's actually relevant!

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Uh...

[Now that they have both stopped yelling, it does seem rather silly doesn't it.]

...Yeah. Okay.

[What is that even supposed to mean?]

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[ Means ask her again in a few years, dumbass! ]

If I find out that he'd marry you over me though...

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[Naruto doesn't think there will be any issue with that. He isn't marrying Sasuke.]

Who would you choose?

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Who would I choose?

[ Hasn't she already made that clear? The pout on her face fades as the weight of the question presses down on her.

If I kill... now... everything will be all over! Why is she even thinking of something that happened that long ago all of a sudden? ]

That's an easy answer. [ Smiling brightly. ] I'd choose Kakashi-sensei!

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ok

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KAKASHI-SENSEI?!?

cries forever over this thread

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That's who I said. [ But! ]

If I had to choose someone my own age?

sobs over it

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But it's Kakashi-sensei!

[Only days ago he was telling Neji how weird it was to imagine Kakashi married, now this.

In fact Neji had been saying how likely it was for someone like kakashi to get married after the war.]

Is there something you guys ain't telling me?!

[punches]

[ Oh no, Naruto's paranoia must be shooting through the roof now. ]

There's a lot of somethings we don't tell you, Naruto.

[believeit]

Are you gonna marry Kakashi-sensei?! That pervert, when I see him I'm gonna punch him!!

[punches]

Can you even hit him?

[ Wait a second. ] How come he's a pervert for marrying me?! What are you trying to say, Naruto!!

[believeit]

Of course I can hit him!

And-- And-! 'Cause he's really old and he's our teacher! Neji said when the war's over, he's gonna get married and have kids. Is that what you're planning??

[punches]

Is that what he said about me?!

[ Cracking her knuckles. ] I'm going to kill him!

[ So what if it's a little early to be saying that? She means it. ]

[believeit]

He said Kaka-sensei was getting married, but he didn't say it was to you!

[punches]

Well I'm not marrying sensei and that's that! [ Huff. ]