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No I meant you and me-

HEY.

What did you mean by that?! [Were you thinking about him marrying Sasuke? OR YOU MARRYING SASUKE. SAKURA.]

Edited 2013-08-31 04:24 (UTC)

We were talking about Sasuke and weddings so I thought you were saying the three of us would get married.

[ Waving a hand. ] Which is just stupid! Three people can't get married to each other!

[ Note how she frustratingly dodges the topic of who she would marry. ]

I don't know! But I don't wanna marry Sasuke!

[Naruto why are you getting so worked up about this it isn't even happening.]

Then who do you want to marry?! [ Cause obviously she's missed all the subtext in the previous chapters. ]

And what's wrong with marrying Sasuke?! He comes back!

I thought we were gonna married!

[A pause. FOR EFFECT.]

Without Sasuke! He wouldn't even want to get married anyway!

How do you know what Sasuke wants unless--[ Shaking an accusatory finger at him. ]

The two of you can finish each other's thoughts already?!

[ Too busy zoning in on the prospect of Naruto stealing Sasuke to notice the implication. Just like canon. ]

What's that meant to mean?! Sakura-chan you aren't making any sense??! [AND WHY ARE WE YELLING? HE IS SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW.]

[ Yelling is their default! ]

That's something couples can do when they're so in love! They're able to have a hivemind between them and finish the other's sentences!

The fact you're able to do something so intimate with Sasuke... really... pisses... me off!

We don't finish each other's sentences, we just end up thinking the same stuff!

We not in love!

AND IT'S NOT INTIMATE! Don't use that word when you're talking about Sasuke!

That's something someone in love would say!

[ Internally flailing. ] Naruto, quick! What am I thinking?!

We're not in love!! We don't even like each other most the time!!

[FFFFFT SAKURA YOU-

okay he can answer this.]

You're thinking about me and Sasuke being in love. And it ain't true!

[ Gasp! ] You're right!

Naruto, you can marry just about anyone with a mind like that!

[ Wait.

Wait for it. ] HOW COME YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND HALF THE THINGS I'M TELLING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

But I don't wanna marry just anyone!

[A beat.] And I don't know!? Maybe it's 'cause you use big words and you're always hitting me?!

Edited 2013-08-31 05:15 (UTC)

[ Twitch. ]

Your mom is always hitting someone too, but you still understand her!

[ Too caught up in her anger to realize Things. ]

That's my Mom, it's different! [Somehow.]

Why are you mad at me anyway?!

How is it different.

[ Pause. Why was she mad at him again? ] Marriage?

You could've just said no y'know. [Though no marriage was EVEN HAPPENING TO BEGIN WITH...]

[ They really need to go on a trip, this is some trippy Pokeversion of cabin fever. ]

I've got a great idea, Naruto.

[ A beat. ] Let's not discuss marriage for a few more years when it's actually relevant!

Uh...

[Now that they have both stopped yelling, it does seem rather silly doesn't it.]

...Yeah. Okay.

[What is that even supposed to mean?]

[ Means ask her again in a few years, dumbass! ]

If I find out that he'd marry you over me though...

[Naruto doesn't think there will be any issue with that. He isn't marrying Sasuke.]

Who would you choose?

Who would I choose?

[ Hasn't she already made that clear? The pout on her face fades as the weight of the question presses down on her.

If I kill... now... everything will be all over! Why is she even thinking of something that happened that long ago all of a sudden? ]

That's an easy answer. [ Smiling brightly. ] I'd choose Kakashi-sensei!

go to sleep :>

YOU GO TO BED...

NO YOU FIRST

I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT LONG I WORK GRAVEYARD SHIFT

IS THAT A CHALLENGE

I GUESS IT IS

OK LETS DO IT

STRONG LIVE WEAK SLEEP

THATS RIGHT

so sorry for this thread omg

but if you are sorry that means i have to be sorry too

we're going to wake up and look at this thread look at our life choices

never go back on your threads its our rp ninja way

yes good teach me more senpai

ok this is ridic nighttime tagging 101

add some meds for additional characterization???

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