used_friendship | 005

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[It's late in the evening and thankfully Naruto is not yelling through the Pokegear for once. In fact he isn't anywhere near as energetic as he usually is.]

Y'know when you can't contact someone on the Pokegear thingies and some of their Pokemon have been sat in your room starin' at you most the evening, that usually means the person's gone right?

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So was it someone important to you?

[Yeah np, he's a fucking champ at helping people out. Also, he's just bored, so whatever, gonna casually chat it up like a pro.]

[He's lying down now.]

Yeah, it's my Mom that's gone.

Mom?--Oh right. You humans and your human custodians.

[Eridan really isn't looking to play the comforting role here, more so bored and looking for conversation with someone new... Mainly because most of the people he knows either hates his guts, or can be downright fucking irritating to him.]

Well, whatewer, ain't like she can't come back.

Human custard-whats now?

[What did you just say?]

She'll be back.

[Believe it.]

Custodians, you moron. You know, they take care you like a lusus, but instead a bein' some impressiwely terrifyin' manner a subterranean beast, they're just members a your race. Which is still wery odd, by the way.

[A shrug.]

She could be back, but who knows for certain. I appeared here with a certain companion of mine, if you could call her that. She disappeared a few perigees ago, and has showed no signs of returnin'. Who knows when your mom will return.

Shut up, I ain't a moron. [Followed by...] Lusus? Subterranean? Eh?

[Perigrees... wery...]

...You talk weird.

Congratu-fuckin'-lations. You're the first fuckin' pink-skinned landcrawler to ewer lay mention to the fact I'we got myself an accent and a set of terms unfamiliar to you humans. You must be so proud of yourself.

[ROLLING HIS EYES NARUTO.]

You sure? 'Cause it's pretty noticeable y'know, pretty sure other people've noticed it... [Not...getting it...]

Wait wait, where are you from if you're not human, anyway? [He only knows of two non-human species so far so....]

Are you one of those grey things, or a pony?

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Wow, you're one dense fuck, aren't you? [Like Eridan has room to talk, honestly.]

One of those grey things--Look, I'm a troll if that's what you're so crudely eludin' to. A sea troll to be exact.

[Wow shut up. Just have him pulling a face.]

Yeah-- that's what I said. [Troll. Grey thing. Same difference.]

So you live in the sea?

Not ewen close.

But yeah, somethin' like that. [Except he didn't. You know, marooned ship on some lone island. Close enough, he figures.]

Are you one of those mermaid type things then? You know! Half fish.

[Honestly curious, that's got to be how he lives in the sea, right?]

Wha--No! I'm not half fish! I look much like how I do now, just with fins on my face, and a course the tellin' grey skin an' my magnificent horns. I also usually got gills, but I'we been robbed a my biological superiority, obwiously.

Howewer, I don't got like the lower torso of some trout or whatewer you might be entertainin' in that thick-skill a yours.

[Honestly! These humans are ridiculous.]

[Alright, he's listening. Frowning, pouting but still listening. But ok he's got to point out something wrong with that explanation.]

If you got fins and gills, I think that still makes you half fish y'know...

I ain't HALF FUCKIN' FISH. I'm a seatroll, I ain't some mixture of two beasts or anythin'. I mean look at you! You ain't like a concoction of a fuckin' ape and a goddamn rock, ewen if you'we got all the tellin' signs of such a hybrid.

Don't call me a rock monkey, I'm nothing like that!

[askljf YOU.] Just shut up, yeah?

You're EWERYTHIN' like that! In fact, you probably ARE one, now that I think on it.

HEY. YOU.

[WAIT FOR IT he's got a great comeback for this.]

SHUT IT.

[OK not quite]

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